PISTOL SHRIMP CATHOLIC

May 29

ohwhyohwhywyoming:


SHF RedBuster

ohwhyohwhywyoming:

SHF RedBuster

(Source: animehenshin)

killself:

im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions

did you check the oven temperature
maybe you didn’t cook it enough

killself:

im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions

did you check the oven temperature

maybe you didn’t cook it enough

(via gerebil)

wow

roxy is

the most hilarious sleeper

what really ruined his life was the Homestuck fandom, not the comic itself?

No, it’s the way he chose to react to Homestuck and the fandom (i.e. taking it as having RUUNED his LIEF 5EVARRRRRRRR OMG OMG OMG OGGMMM) that ruined his life. The comic and fans kind of inconvenienced him somewhat.

May 28

keshawithasharktiedtoherface:

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

that would be terrifying

oh shit i’d be the north koreanest legumes ever

(via ghostmas)

I’m a Juggalo

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andrewbatz:

And I hate Homestuck. Thanks alot to the creator for ruining something else i enjoy now i cant drink faygo without some stupid fan coming up to me asking if i like homestuck. wonderful I don’t want to live anymore.

Dude you’re a juggalo, we couldn’t ruin your life any more if we tried.

I love when people talk about how Homestuck “ROONED MA LIEF 5EVER” when honestly, dudes, it’s a bunch of gifs and textboxes on the internet. Its power to ruin is very, very limited; much greater is the ruining ability of wailing and shitting oneself over “I HOTE HOOMSTORK BLERN BLERN BLERN” etc.

(via ghostmas)

[video]

i am about to commit murder

my brother deleted the save file for Smash Bros Melee

i unlocked all the characters for him and whoop he just decided to delete that all like “it’s my game i do what i want”

know what else is your game bro

getting strangled for being a stupid ass

gaywardvagabond:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

(via ghostmas)

We should play Dream Phone